stuff i like

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

sandandglass:

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

we can have tumblr careers now? I want to be a tumblr astronaut 

“Don’t Hold The Wall”

[Hook 1: Timbaland]
Dance, don’t hold the wall
Dance, don’t, don’t, don’t hold the wall
Dance, dance, don’t hold the wall
Da-da-dance, don’t hold the wall

[Verse 1: Justin Timberlake]
C’mon, on the floor with them legs,
Was getting down but now I get up,
Cause I heard you tell your girlfriend that I deserve better,
Well, I think you look better
But you’re so far, I had to come get ya’

[Bridge]
Take you to the light,
It’s dark in the back
You started moving,
You put an arch in your back
Closer to me, closer to me
Sippin’ your drink,
And you’re getting closer to me
Dance in the light,
Starting to see,
You started moving,
You’re getting closer to me
And now you won’t even let me go

[Hook 2: Justin Timberlake & Timbaland]
So baby hold up,
Dance, don’t hold the wall
Let it go,
Dance, don’t, don’t, don’t hold the wall
Baby hold up,
Da-da-dance, don’t hold the wall

[T:] Dance, (What you do to me?)
Dance, don’t, don’t, don’t, hold the wall
Dance, dance, (What you do to me?)
Da-da-dance, don’t hold the wall

[Hook 1]

[Verse 2]
I think I heard what you said
He’s not what you thought and you’re fed up
I heard your girlfriend tell you, you could do better,
Well, I’m the best ever
But you’re so far, I had to come get ya’

[Bridge]

[Hook 2]

[Bridge: Justin Timberlake]
Dance, don’t hold the wall
Dance, don’t hold the wall

[Hook 2]

[Hook 3: Justin Timberlake x2]
C’mon and dance,
C’mon baby dance with me
Take my hand,
Get on the floor
C’mon baby dance with me
Please don’t hold the wall
Please don’t hold the wall tonight
We’re gonna do it all,
So please don’t hold the wall tonight

[Outro: Justin Timberlake & Timbaland]
[J:] Where you running to?
Where you running to?
[T:] Don’t hold the wall
[J:] Hey, where you running to?
[T:] Dance, don’t hold the wall

Dance, don’t hold the wall
Dance, don’t hold the wall

“Suit & Tie”
(feat. Jay-Z)

[Intro: Justin Timberlake]
I be on my suit and tie, shit tie, shit tie
I be on my suit and tie, shit tie, shit
Can I show you a few things, a few things, a few things, little baby?
‘Cause…
I be on my suit and tie, shit tie, shit
I be on my suit and tie, shit tie, shit
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things

Wait a minute. You ready, JT?

[Verse 1: Justin Timberlake]
I can’t wait ‘til I get you on the floor, good-looking
Going hot, so hot, just like an oven
And I’ll burn myself, but just had to touch it
But it’s so fine and it’s all mine
Hey baby, we don’t mind all the watching, ha
Cause if they study close, real close
They might learn something
She ain’t nothing but a little doozie when she does it
She’s so fine tonight

[Hook: Justin Timberlake]
And as long as I got my suit and tie
I’ma leave it all on the floor tonight
And you got fixed up to the nines
Let me show you a few things
All pressed up in black and white
And you’re dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
Now we’re in the swing of love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
Hey

[Verse 2: Justin Timberlake]
Stop, let me get a good look at it
Oh, so thick, now I know why they call it a fatty
And aww, shit’s so sick, got a hit and picked up a habit
But that’s alright, cause you’re all mine
Awww, go on and show ‘em who you call “Daddy”
I guess they’re just mad cause girl, they wish they had it
Oh, my killer, my thriller, yeah, you’re a classic
And you’re all mine tonight

[Hook: Justin Timberlake]
And as long as I got my suit and tie
I’ma leave it all on the floor tonight
And you got fixed up to the nines
Let me show you a few things
All pressed up in black and white
And you’re dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
Now we’re in the swing of love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
Hey

Get out your seat, Hov

[Verse 3: Jay-Z]
All black at the white shows
White shoes at the black shows
Green card for the Cuban links
Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show
Nothing exceeds like excess
Stoute got gout from having the best of the best
Is this what it’s all about?
I’m at the restaurant
My rant disturbing the guests
Years of distress, tears on the dress
Trying to hide her face with some make up sex
This is truffle season
Tom Ford tuxedos for no reason
All Saints for my angel
Alexander Wang too
Ass-tight Denim and some Dunks
I’ll show you how to do this young!
No papers, catch vapors
Get high, out Vegas
D’usses on doubles, ain’t looking for trouble
You just got good genes so a nigga trying to cuff you
Tell your mother that I love her cause I love you
Tell your father we go farther as a couple
They ain’t lose a daughter, got a son
I show you how to do this, huh, uhh!

[Hook: Justin Timberlake]
And as long as I got my suit and tie
I’ma leave it all on the floor tonight
And you got fixed up to the nines
Let me show you a few things
All pressed up in black and white
And you’re dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love love love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love, hey
Oh…